Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky

Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

by Mr Mc MoMo December 5, 2011

Thirsty Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008

Thirsting

To flirt with multiple women/men at the same and have no intention of a real relationship but instead seeking only sexual release from them.

Kris was thirsting for multiple women and made them feel special but he only wanted to have coitus with all of them

by Timmy Burch July 21, 2014

Thirteen

A supposedly unlucky number.

I can't touch you! You were born on the thirteenth day of September.

by Herman D. Optional July 31, 2004

thirsty sloot

a bitch who is dehydrated to the point where all she can think about is the johnse, and will do whatever it takes to schlob on your root.

tara reid and paris hilton are thirsty sloots

by janky mein November 16, 2005

Thirstday

A Thursday night in which one attends the Neon Cactus in West Lafayette, IN. On Thirstday, one is serenaded by Piano Man Bruce whilst partaking in $1.75 32 oz. mixed drinks. Boiler UP!

"Yo Kelsey! Happy Thirstday man! Don't get anyone arrested at the Cactus tonight."

by NotPurdueSports July 8, 2012

Thirstometer

The mental device that all men possess that is able to determine if he should go near a girl or not by judging her thirst level.

"Man, Candace was at the party last night and my thirstometer was going crazy!"

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014