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british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
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Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014
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Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone
Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower
by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink
Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning
by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018
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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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