Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

wik rolled

To be tricked into spending hours of your life on wikipedia, reading about the Vomit Comet, when you just wanted to look up Rick Astley.

Your Friend: Dude, how long you been reading Wikipedia? Vomit Comet? What the?

You:...I dunno, couple hours? I guess I've been wik rolled.

by Dread Pirate Smiley April 9, 2008

Enrique Rolled

Being tricked into following a link to the Enrique Iglesias song Do you Know? (Ping Pong Song)

Also, you can Enrique roll someone by asking them: Do you know?
If they respond know what? You must then promptly send lyrics of the song or send them a link!

Ahh!! Dude I just got Enrique Rolled because I followed a link that said free tickets to a Kings game!!!!!

by Trickster!!! March 21, 2010

Chocolate Roll

To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.

"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"

by Shitdickallover January 8, 2016

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

brick rolling

updating the firmware of a router to an mp3 file of Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up during a session of wardriving.

Brick Rolling
Found Network: Linksys > 192.168.1.1 > admin > update firmware > lulz

by Tobbs1 May 21, 2009

Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018