Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.

She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her

by CubRico November 12, 2016

Fish-Egg

A ship between an egg and a fish

Omg Fish-egg are so cute

by M69 memes February 28, 2017

eggs in the oven

When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.

Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy

by CLEVIN March 09, 2014

curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them

Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.

by ivanolo2010 September 21, 2010

egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.

I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.

by Skidz395 February 24, 2014

Bad Egg

Proof that you are a naughty hacker and will be reported to the FBI

“I got a Bad Egg in Pokémon.”
“FBI OPEN UP!”

by 3 Nutkabobs in a trench coat July 26, 2019

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize August 13, 2008