Why am I living

Stop

Please stop stucking my penis genitals frank

Why am I living

by Gofwal October 28, 2019

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja January 15, 2016

why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

at this point, i dont even know.

its a serious question, ud. why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

by the cooler penguin27 December 29, 2021

I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

A Marvel® Caracter

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019

Why did my dad leave me

He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again

Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

A meme from a game called Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting

A: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
B: IDK Lol why?

by DimitriZeRukiBear69 November 09, 2021

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.

A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

by KangarooJecht October 15, 2018