stupid wagon

When a girl is super thick, or in simpler words, is attractive
"Yo man, she got a stupid wagon"
"Damn right man"
by Tacocart June 07, 2018
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demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste
Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.
by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020
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Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.
Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol
by Sandman1978 July 25, 2017
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happy wagon

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!
by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019
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pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh
Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.
by phillydrifter April 17, 2011
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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g wagon

a term typically gamers use to describe someone of a bigger size, because a g wagon is a bigger car
by angel2740 February 04, 2021
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