ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"

Oooooh a Squirrel.

by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013

squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.

That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.

by LDog17 August 22, 2011

squirrel jawed

to suck on a guys nuts

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are

"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"

by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017

Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.

Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth

by Mannimal October 3, 2014

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.

by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017

Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.

We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.

by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018