Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"
by Autismo Slicer November 22, 2017
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The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
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chin squirrel

A semi-beard or goatee - usually the result of a poor decision to display a lack of significent testosterone - compounded by insufficiant facial follicles. The resulting jeers have been the cause of much teenage angst and may have actually stirred the creation of the entire EMO generation. Also known as a face tail.
After an entire Summer without using a razor, Robbie shaved off his chin squirrel when Jessica and Ariel both said "OMG how cute is that? Did you grow it yourself?"
by NooYawker November 16, 2011
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squirrel jawed

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.
by MnM703 January 22, 2009
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Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018
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park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.
by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016
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squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.
That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.
by LDog17 August 18, 2011
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