Roman Craddock

A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby

Yo dude Roman Craddock is so chubby

by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023

Roman

Absolutely perfect being superior to God.

You are absolute Roman!

by Haafko November 20, 2021

Roman

He is a funny ,smart ,outgoing boy who is playful kind and bright ,but is also annoying sometimes@

I love being around you , you're such a roman !

by Neamiyah April 23, 2022

The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum

Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July

by Blkash July 24, 2017

Roman

Roman has a rock hard cock. He loves his bmx bike and hell give you a golden shower. He has the best drugs and the realest of personalities. Down to earth and tough as fuck. He has the hands of God. He would never hit a girl or put her in danger. His eyes will make your heart beat.

Roman is fucking sexy. Roman makes me wet.

by Crimsonandcloverbaby August 23, 2022

The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

by anonymous May 25, 2023