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Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

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Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.
"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."
by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023
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Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise
Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience
by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023
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Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.
Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?
by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023
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Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
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Moon Gooning

A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
I'm going down to the bayou and moon gooning with the natives tonight.
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
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Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight
1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues
by Cruned November 25, 2023
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goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.
Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"
by fapaddict November 26, 2023
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