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"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
by CuriousSamAdventures October 1, 2019
Get the Girls don't poopmug. A defense used when another roleplayer imposes on others to take away all the fun, enjoyment, and exploration of roleplay in favor of meeting a highly idealized notion of perfection, including knowledge and conduct that cannot be reached without making mental sacrifices. It's also a way to tell another roleplayer to "lighten up."
This is derived from the private World of Warcraft roleplay server Conquest of the Horde (CotH), which is best known for using strict, though highly imperfect, standards of acceptance.
This is derived from the private World of Warcraft roleplay server Conquest of the Horde (CotH), which is best known for using strict, though highly imperfect, standards of acceptance.
Roleplayer 1: /e unpacks a fine bit of dwarven slims, putting a cigarette to his lip and sparking it up with a mechanical lighter. He gazes off onto the sea, leaning up against a metal crate. The portside was quite peaceful at this time of night.
Roleplayer 2: (( Uhm, excuse me? There isn't any such thing as cigarettes in warcraft lore and I very much doubt the dwarves would have anything to do with them. It doesn't fit their racial profile at all. Secondly, that's not a metal box you're leaning up against; it's wooden. Thirdly....the last sentence on your emote was completely unfitting for the dialogue and my character wouldn't be able to pick that up. I'm taking screens and reporting you to a GM. ))
Roleplayer 1: (( Don't CotH on me, bro!))
Roleplayer 2: (( Uhm, excuse me? There isn't any such thing as cigarettes in warcraft lore and I very much doubt the dwarves would have anything to do with them. It doesn't fit their racial profile at all. Secondly, that's not a metal box you're leaning up against; it's wooden. Thirdly....the last sentence on your emote was completely unfitting for the dialogue and my character wouldn't be able to pick that up. I'm taking screens and reporting you to a GM. ))
Roleplayer 1: (( Don't CotH on me, bro!))
by 5555f June 18, 2009
Get the Don't CoTH on memug. Based on when Frank Gore backed out of a deal with the Philadelphia Eagles.
It means when someone backs out of plans
It means when someone backs out of plans
Person 1: "Are we still going to the movies?"
Person 2: "Oh, no, we aren't"
Person 1: "Don't pull a Frank!"
Person 2: "Oh, no, we aren't"
Person 1: "Don't pull a Frank!"
by theonlychipyoullneed March 13, 2015
Get the don't pull a frankmug. This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.
by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021
Get the I don't not like itmug. by RealStevoPotPie October 5, 2023
Get the don't we folks?mug. "Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"
"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"
"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"
by AnonYMous September 4, 2013
Get the Don't pull a Chaneymug. This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.
He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.
He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022
Get the I don't wike itmug.