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Definition

Are you seriously looking for a definition of 'definition'? Go back to school dumbass.
Mark - "Mate, define the word definition"
Fred - "Bloody dumbass"
by kahoot_mate April 5, 2017
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They're definitely fucking

They get freaky/are very close friends.
"We aren't dating at all!" Melissa and Joe hold hands closely.
"Yeah, They're definitely fucking" - Everyone
by Zeeland April 9, 2023
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definition

an article explaining a term in the minimal words possible
student: hey teacher can you please tell me the definition of definition?
teacher: (ive known nearly all of the words in the dictionary by heart and I didn't had to put effort in doing so, and I've never got confused about a definition for a word until now. shit this kid blowed my mind)
student: I'm waiting
teacher: (nervous) uhhhhhh.....
student: (getting bored and less paitent)
teacher: (shaking) uh, its where you explain a word's meaning???
student: hey, your smarter than you look, hardly anyone here knows the definition for definition
teacher: (exhausted) (phew that went better than I fought it would)
(bell rings)
teacher: ok go out for lunch now, bye
student: yeah I see why you have a degree
teacher: (facepalm) theres more effort needed than just knowing the definition of definition!!!
by Lgodofyoutube February 27, 2019
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Terrible Definitions

Every time someone comes up with a definition for something that is found elsewhere or is a regular thing, then they come up with one of these absolutely terrible definitions!
You may have seen some absolutely terrible definitions when looking for something on urban dictionary, or while looking at the example sentence for urban dictionary itself.
by PenguinX20 November 2, 2021
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Definition

by Pussyhole69429 March 28, 2021
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Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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