armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Pole Beaver

The term is similar to "Land Beaver" but referring to a female strippers vagina

Did you see that strippers pole beaver?

by VwS Executioner April 7, 2016

Beaver Pie

A vagina.

"Ever tried beaver pie?"

by fX Zero June 9, 2009

Beaver

the art of beavering to yourself or another

if you dont dhut up i will beaver you or i love u lets beaver

by The Great Beaver August 19, 2011

Beavering

When you think it is kinky to go down on a chick that never shaves her vagina.

Tony: "My girl never shaves her vagina; I refuse 'Beavering'!"
Carl: "That's so disgusting dude! You know what I did that hooker I picked up last week? I donkey punched her because she needs to shave that twat"

by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

Beaver Tail

The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.

Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!

by Jagak November 25, 2009

Beaver Sharp

The term: Beaver Sharp is used to denote someone who instinctively knows how to get a woman into bed on the first date - A man who always scores with women and is a romancer, a dancer, a cunning player, whatever it takes.

man A: Man you aint that good looking but you always pull, how
come?
man B: well I guess thats coz I must be beaver sharp

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008