Aiden

literally the best ever dont fucking say otherwise or ill cut you into pieces you little fuckface

aiden is fucking godly

by a1d3n August 7, 2022

Aiden

if you dont like the name aiden ill give you a papercut and ill skin you alive ps. fuck u xoxo love mold opposum cheese

aiden is cool

by a1d3n August 7, 2022

Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

aiden

if you know a aiden… i’m sorry. aidens are self centered and mean but in a nice way. they are the kind of person that say a back stabbing comment but with” don’t take this is a mean way” in front of it so it takes you awhile to notice it was mean asf. they also think they are alwayssss right. they can say 2+2= 3.14 and they will argue it u till u believe them. they think they are the shit and sooo hot when they aren’t. they normally have daddy issues. most of the time they hate kids but want kids. they are sooooo protective of their stuff.

person: bro i can’t handle aiden anymore
person 2: i know their so mean

by DEEEEEEZnutSSSSS November 11, 2021

Aiden

Aiden is probably one of the funniest people you know. He is a very cute boy and seems to always be happy, if you are not having a good day than he will make it better. If you know an Aiden give him a hug because Aiden’s have the best hugs! They are normally short people with enough energy to last forever. If you are a girl this is your sign to date Aiden

Girl one- you should date Aiden

Girl two- he is shorter than me…

Girl one- so?

Girl two- good point.

by Shrgbhgn November 19, 2021

Aiden

Wooooooooooooooo it’s his birthday 🎉!!!?

Me: yo aiden

Aiden:wsp
Me:Happy birthday bitch

by Cannabinol December 11, 2020

Aiden

Cons: Someone who is dumb. Someone who doesn’t know 1+1. Someone who's iq is lower than a fish. Someone who's dad left him. 100% has Adhd.

Pros: attention span is over 5 minutes.
Pulls all the girls.
Underated in friend group.

Notes: He is 100% whiter than Taylor Swift!

Aiden is the whitest man ever.

by ThatRandomInternetGuy January 14, 2024