Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.
Jimmy is a real friend to me
by Love your friends October 8, 2019
Get the Real friendmug. After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”
by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020
Get the the real teabagmug. you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.
you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012
Get the retro realmug. When allu messes up his m'1s so bad oh my fucking god it is a single button it ain't that hard jesus christ cmon man just hit the damn button.
by The one known as H July 10, 2022
Get the Get realmug. by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020
Get the Real Friendsmug. A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
by Avon128 December 28, 2020
Get the Not-real-sexualmug. by Sevoguy November 2, 2019
Get the code realmug.