jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.

I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.

by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

Teeth Seeg

A fictional character with very messed up teeth.

His teeth are almost as bad as teeth seeg.

by 4lomm May 5, 2013

Teeth

A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste

Person 1: "I have teeth"
Person 2: "No you don't"

by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023

corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.

TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.

by StephJamz February 18, 2015

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023