Fry Tax

The consumption of a customer's food by a delivery driver for having to wait on a customer to provide access to the residence.

The customer did not leave a gate code, so she paid a 21 fry tax

by bobb cobb April 3, 2020

Tax

(verb) to charge someone extra in order to make a flip. typically used as drug and trapping lingo.

I had to tax him on that dub or else I wouldn't of made a profit.

by MrCoronaEnthusiastVirus April 10, 2020

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

by YorMom420 March 23, 2020

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 28, 2020

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

Tax

something that everybody dreads that comes around every April

“HONEY, it’s April again, did you give the tax money to the extortionists—- I mean the IRS?

by thasilverline0001 July 27, 2020