Taylor

someone that will always be there and beside you know matter what, anyone is lucky to have her for their own

"hey look its Taylor"

"Yeah shes taken by someone awesome"

by assfacemcbuttnugget June 14, 2012

Travis Taylor

This guy is usually a dork. Has watched the Sherlock movies but didn't know that they originated from the books. Often called Travis for short

Look at that guy, he had no idea that the marvel movies came from comics.
Must be Travis Taylor

by mystigma September 4, 2016

Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019

taylor swift

the mf music industry

the craziest most productive woman this planet has ever seen
cats

a: hey look, it’s taylor swift!
b: you mean the music industry?
b: btw, go stream red (taylor’s version)

by sugarandtea13 November 25, 2021

The Taylor

When a girl fucks herself with a hotdog with two guys in the room and the hotdog breaks off in her and one guy fucks her in the ass while the other trys to eat the part of the hotdog that got stuck

"baby im feelin kinky lets do the taylor"

by GUY!!! May 5, 2009

Taylor Lautner

An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.

First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.

What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)

Crabbe: Dude, your Jolly Rancher kinda looks like Taylor Lautner.

Goyle: Does that even make sense?

by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a 24 year old Singer who writes a lot of breakup songs (to most people that is). However, she has written more non-breakup songs than breakup songs.

Examples of non-breakup songs: Ronan, Mean, Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, Long Live, 22, Stay Beautiful, Innocent, The Lucky One, Lucky You, Never Grow Up, Sweeter Than Fiction ect.

Examples of breakup songs: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Picture To Burn, Better Than Revenge, Sad Beautiful Tragic ect.

Examples of non-breakup love songs: Sparks Fly, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Ours, Our Song, Mary's Song(Oh My My), Jump Then Fall, Starlight, Enchanted ect.

Taylor Swift I sweet celebrity who comments on her fans pages. She has recently given dating advice and stuff like that to two girls. She loves having little "Single Girls" parties with her Best Friends.

Taylor Swift stops in the street to give autographs to fans and take pictures with them. She once bought pizza for her fans who were crowding this street waiting for her.

Taylor has not dated a guy for a bit more than two years now.

Person: Oh my God, all the songs that Taylor Swift writes are breakup songs. She's such a whore for dating so many guys that I can't even count them using my fingers and toes.
Swiftie: Aww, sweetie, you must be missing thirteen fingers and toes in total because Taylor only dated 7 guys and she has written a lot more song that aren't breakup songs to breakup songs.
Person: ...Sorry...

by pegicorn302 August 1, 2014