touch me

A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!

1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".

by Chrisssy T December 15, 2008

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It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

by Allie February 3, 2004

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for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

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Match Me

1. For a friend to get a discussed amount of ganja and match it to the same amount as a friend and then do things of low moral(as in, no 4:20? No love)

Stoner 1:"Hey, dude! Wanna match me four grams?"
Stoner 2:"You got four grams? Sure man, I have four grams too."
And then commence the pot smoking:D

by Mallard Duck(add on myspace:) July 12, 2009

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eat me

1. Oral sex
2. An angry exclamation

1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!

by Yak off August 24, 2016

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