Suck-Monkey

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract
Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...
by FireMoth February 20, 2006
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Yankees Suck

A phrase said immediately before the phrase "look at our fish"
by Captain Ed August 06, 2004
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Suck it

To give a generous donation to your local church.
Grandpa passed me the offering plate and told me to suck it big time.
by Pleasedontgrandpa January 06, 2017
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sucks and swallows

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.
That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.
by Sushi April 18, 2005
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Sucks to be you

Often used in meaning you have created the situation yourself and you should suffer for it for your own stupidity. Conservatives love to use it and imply it's a lack of 'personal responsibility' for the person under going the hardship or bad situation. It can also tie into darwinism and the idea it's survival of the most fit or having the most prepared minds.
A guy tells a woman online that he got divorced and now has to pay child support. She says, it's your own fault for not getting to know her better and it sucks to be you!
by hongestguy87110 August 02, 2009
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Sucks Straws

used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.
Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!

Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried

to kill me with her frying pan!

Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
by OHHno June 20, 2010
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suck a duck

something that is just plain stupid
The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck
by Bungalow Bill October 06, 2001
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