Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.

"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."

by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021

Sniffing Steve

A person who frequently blows Gaggers. has a tendency to leave work early when dealers wake up. When using restroom leaves residue.. hopeless addicted to cocaine.

You need to go to rehab.. you are pulling a sniffing steve

by angry inch September 7, 2019

Steve Bartnik

A short brown haired bitch who is no taller than Danny Devito’s daughter (Lucy Devito).

Damn you really lookin like a Steve Bartnik

by AssStainDouglass December 12, 2019

Steve Harvey

When you ask a weird question and receive a weird answer, even though you were expecting a normal answer.

Aw man, I really Steve Harvey’d earlier today.

by 5 Lemons September 3, 2019

Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.

Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?

by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022

Steve Jobs

Racking up a fat g on an iPad corner to corner

Here, rack us up a steve jobs

by Lil 2 chainz July 4, 2021