Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.

Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?

by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022

Steve Cohen

A $16B man who just doesn’t give a shit.

Steve Cohen doesn’t give a shit.

by Filthywhore969222 March 11, 2022

Steve vogel

An absolute beast bench pr 390 lbs

Goat teacher
If you meet him you will laugh
Vogel gets lots of chicks

Vogel is mr steal yo girl
invented vogel squat

Vogel: "Form first "
Absolute hot man

Corbin: Man Steve Vogel is sooo hot

Carson: I know his muscles are ginormous

by Vogel squad leader February 1, 2022

Scuba steve

Hitlers right hand man

Aaaayo maaan whatup scuba steve.

by Thescatman21 February 3, 2022

Steve Stevens

Best guitarist in the world. Uses techniques no other has. Thats not a fucking wig on his head. has the best guitar solos on planet earth. Did I mention hes the guitarist for Billy Idol and has played for Michael Jackson?

"Steve Stevens played the "eyes without a face" riff "

by SteveStevens February 25, 2021

Steve dave

The most badass crusher operator in the land. Know for his huge dick and large production output. Steve Dave's can be found in the wild but very rarely. Steve Dave's also can get a girl wet with just the pronunciation of his name.

GUY:STEVE DAVE really kicks ass !

GIRL: OMG, did u just say what I thought u did?!

GUY: Steve dave ?

GIRL: I'm gonna needs some panties.

by Stevedave711 March 31, 2021

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021