lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.

When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.

by Skylar Comancho January 7, 2023

Stake and Shake

At the beginning of sex, you strip off the female counterpart's clothes while whipping out the penis. Once stripped, pick the girl up and literally impale her on the penis, thus producing the "Stake" part. Then grab her by the abdomen and proceed to shake her like a baby.

"So I tried the Stake and Shake last night on this drunk girl, it gave her a headache but it felt so good."

by Kyle Wood January 28, 2007

Starkers

British slang meaning to be incredibly intoxicated or high.

"I smoked too much man, I am fucking starkers right now."

by CaptainBritish December 16, 2014

Stalker Talkers

Two people the are stalking each other. Their usually found in Chat Rooms, talking very sexually suggestively to each other. Often talking in obsure sexual innuendoes understood only by them.
See: stalker stalking

We're such Stalker Talkers,
Him:maybe we should find a place to root downand see how deenalicious you really are my destiny.
Her:Ohh yes my spotsaneed, your on top again.......ohhh lmao

by Spotsaneed June 14, 2004

stalker

One who has a collection of pictures of the infactuated person and carries it around everywhere.

She is a scary stalker. She stole his own picture from him.

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by Teena Pee July 18, 2008

stalker-feed

A feature of Facebook otherwise (and officially) known as the mini-feed. Introduced in the Fall of 2006, the stalker-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile.

"Did you know that Colleen and Andy are meeting up next week?"
"Well I didn't until I saw Colleen's wall post on her stalker-feed."
"Yeah me too!"
"Then I hopped over to Andy and Colleen's Wall-to-Wall and stalked a little more!"
"Sweet!"

by Bryce Bus December 3, 2007

stakeout takeout

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.

Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.

by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008