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screaming starfish

When a having sex on a beach, a man pulls out and jabs his dick into the sand and then reinserts it into the woman's vagina. The result is flailing of all limbs to resemble a starfish while screaming.
The park ranger was excited to witness a screaming starfish while having sex by the ocean.
by Gubernaculator May 26, 2010
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Screaming Ass

Rhode Island-based musical group based around the recently-created "shitcore" style of metal. Has gained a small following over the internet.
Screaming Ass is the greatest fucking band in history. Fact.
by C4 November 30, 2003
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Screamo

1. "Slayer....is that like one of those Screamo bands?"

2. "Metal? Who says metal? It's Screamo you idiot"
by Slayerface September 3, 2010
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screaming eagle

sexual activity involving 1 girl and 4 guys, cocks go in both hands, in her mouth and 1 in the shitter
ben: coming to do the screaming eagle on sianna

mat: for sure we'll get hutchi and ash
by Jeffy2# August 28, 2007
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Screamjob

The act of screaming while giving a blowjob, resulting in a muffled screaming sound.
"Man, I got the best screamjob last night."
by Spaghett February 18, 2009
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Screaming Mime

When you are having sex with a girl and she is being quiet, you take your penis and give her anal unexpectedly. Causing her to scream.
When the girl was being quiet I decided to give her a screaming mime.
by J-Savior September 8, 2011
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steam seam

1) The seam on any disposable paper coffee cup where boiling hot coffee will splash out of, scalding you and those nearby.

2) A product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.

3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when Penny Picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til' the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- "will you touch my cooter."
When I handed her the double-decaf soy latte, I didn't position the crack hole away from the steam seam and when she drank it, she got scalding coffee all over her cooter ! I laughed 'cause I hated that cum dumpster...
by grindingbassline December 3, 2004
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