fuck socks

This word can be used an as expletive but this is its secondary purpose. A fuck sock can come under two categories.
It is either a sock placed over the penis during masturbation;
or it is a makeshift condom when the chemist is just too far away.

"Hey mate whats this in the bottom of your sock? Eugghhh! Its your fuck sock!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

Garbage Sock

(1) Clothing article used by the male gender on his genitalia whilst in a tanning bed to prevent an uncomfortable sunburn. (2) Term for condom

"Susie wanted to engage in intercourse with David last night but he didn't have a garbage sock, so they had to raw dog it."

"If you're wondering why I'm lying on the couch naked its because I forgot my garbage sock when I went tanning and its unbearable to wear undergarments."

by Kevin Y April 6, 2008

sock fetish

a sock fetish is a fetish where you get off on girls socks(color,the smell) as most people would have a foot fetish

dude 1: you have a weird fetish you know

dude 2: i know i hate having a sock fetish

stocking sock foot

by the dude with hair March 13, 2009

sock juice

the delicious nectar made when you squeeze your wet, sweaty, fresh from soccer practice socks. You can drink it, or use it as lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Hey, you want anything to drink?
Guy 2: Yes, of course! Sock juice!
Guy 1: Good choice, I'll get my dirty sweaty socks.

by swiftsky January 17, 2018

sock squid

When you jerk off and cum in a sock and then turn it inside out. It's a sock squid!

Ryan left all his sock squids on the floor when he forgot to clean up after himself!

by yeahimokwut March 1, 2009

dank sock

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.

person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"

by dank wool December 23, 2008

Egg in Sock

Visually describes the shape and motion of an unfortunate young lady or many old lady's breasts, where the mass of the breast hangs nauseatingly low and the ideally round sides of the breast are strained, in an overall tear-drop shape.

Basically, the titty just looks like someone dropped an egg in a long-ass tube sock.

"Grandpa left her years ago. Apparently her once proud jubblies were now all egg in sock."

by NotaUDKev June 9, 2009