The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.

Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.

by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024

Sky

Sky is an amazing person and friend. They also go above and beyond to show everyone love. The most innocent human. He's hella talented and awesome at gymnastics. I should also mention how funny they are. He's so sweet and anyone who gets to be friends with them should know how lucky they are.

Person A: Yo who's that over there?
Person B: Oh that's Sky, they're cool as shit.

by tangyspiceboi November 27, 2021

Sky

Sky is the perfect girlfriend she’s kind, caring and drop dead gorgeous. She has a great personality, can make you laugh and make you feel better when your down. She has a great pair of tits with a big sexy ass you can’t look away from.

How did I get a girl as good as Sky.

I wanna slap Sky’s sexy ass

by Jack_69 November 21, 2021

sky ranch

another word for bird poop

i found a sky ranch on my windshield

by meatflower1738 April 8, 2021

Sky Karen

The pleasant sounding, yet demanding instructional voice that narrates over the loudspeaker in each Gondola Cabin on the Disney Skyliner

Well I thought I would stay on the gondola and ride back to Epcot, but Sky Karen said not a chance bub

by Massive Tea February 13, 2021

Monclear sky

Purple sky with hazy clouds.

"Man that's a monclear sky, it's stunnin"

by Trapdank November 29, 2022

sky spiders

Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.

"Wanna take a sky spiders trip over NYC?"
"oH Hell NaW LEMMe EXPLaiN A THINg TO YoU"

by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 12, 2014