Skeet shit

When shit is projected out of your ass in the same manner as skeet.

When i sat down to take a dump today I skeet shitted so fast it splattered all over the toilet seat.

by TMMJ December 04, 2008

Skeet Donkey

A woman of perceived low morals and/or hygiene.

We ran a train on that skeet donkey last night.

by the_kobe May 13, 2012

skeet walk

The act of walking around in search of women who are seen as sexually desirable; such as college campuses and malls.

Hey Dude, classes just got out. You want to go on a skeet walk?

by Kevinatutsa September 24, 2007

skeet and delete

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and then punch her in the stomach
Deleting the child inside her

Me and my girl had sex the other night and when I nutted i had to pull a skeet and delete

by Dickydanwithafryingpan March 21, 2018

skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

by terror of death December 28, 2007

skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.

-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?

by Timo W November 06, 2007

skeet jar

A large glass jar in which a man(or woman) repeatedly cum/skeet into until it is full.

Dude, her Dad punched me in the face after I told his daughter that I wanted to pour my skeet jar all over her face.

by skeetjar102 January 27, 2014