Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Simon Viklund

The god of music.

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"

by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023

Simon

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner May 8, 2018