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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
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Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek
by Robin Chris April 20, 2018
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Shrek

A massive green ogre who resides in a swamp with a donkey, scaring anyone who'se got the stupidity to set foot in it.
Ogres are like onions -Shrek
by BubbleBob_ June 8, 2022
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Shrek

shrek is god
by Shrek is lord May 15, 2023
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Shrek

The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.
"Shrek is so hot"
by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022
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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
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Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor
by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018
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