Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022

SEC Speed

The crystal meth cooked up by Southern Hill-Billies who bang their sisters in their jorts.

SEC Fan #1: "Man, I need some SEC Speed right about now."
SEC Fan #2: "Me too, I need to go dip the family pen in the family ink."

by wpl112781 October 20, 2008

Speed

Common name for Amphetamine.
Made with pseudoephedrine and many household items such as draincleaner, lots of manufacturer's have been killed when their 'speed lab' blows up.

"Let's snort some speed."

by Diego August 25, 2003

Speed bags

A womans breasts
(To be honest, we're not entirely sure how this came about)

She had awesome speed bags.
Look at the speed bags on that.

by Johal February 22, 2009

speed

Its a really hard drug

Ive taken speed in a needle for 17 years,im 47,sometimes full on for months,your life will turn to shit,sometimes once a month,thats more fun,its awesome for a big hit,some porn and great sex with your lady for 12 to 24 hrs ,its a great way to have sometime out from life.With speed you need to have an outlet for the intensity and we find sex is the best.You pay a huge price for the fun,as the next few days + suck,Hey if your going to play look after your body,make up for the shit you put in it,if it suits you play, if it doesnt dont,its addiction creeps on you,if you cant exercise some control with it,leave it alone,enjoy

by mark1 December 9, 2008

speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.

*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*

by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008