30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011

Australian Shower

When instead of showering, you just spray yourself with alot of deodorant.

Joe: We have to go man! you don't have time to take a shower.
Jake: yeah, I know. I'll just take in Australian Shower

by thisnameisnotbeingused November 14, 2009

hooker shower

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

by minderlithe February 20, 2011

gold shower

A beautiful warm stream of lovely piss

She gave him a refreshing hot golden shower

by Bill May 10, 2004

shovel man

n. A friend who know's where your secrets are hidden such as drugs, porn, mistresses or illegal activities and upon your death will clean out all evidence of your bad habits before your family finds out about your "other side". He's called a "shovel man" because once he has all the evidence he's supposed to bury it where no one will find it.

I'm not worried about Darla finding my porn stash if this plane crashes, my shovel man, Steve's got that covered.

by MickD October 15, 2007

Shovel-Ready

A state of readiness, needing only a shift in resources - monetary, emotional, psychological - in ones favor.

I'm shovel-ready for a relationship with Betty, if only she knew I existed.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

shower slut

A promiscuous girl who often performs sexual acts in the shower when extremely intoxicated. Shower sluts have a very specific type and often prey on minors, Gingers, Arabs and Englishmen.

"Emma Cullen hooked up with Finn in the shower"

"Didn't she hook up with Tarek"

"I thought it was Ed?"

"What a shower slut.. "

by sluckacucka October 17, 2011