Sex

Something you will never experience

Look at him he never had sex with someone

by Kstir September 25, 2020

Sex

Joe Porter gets a lot of it!

Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply

Boop and boop and boop that is sex

by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021

Sex

Katie was staring at the guy at the park that was making her rub herself until she let out a small moan the guy looked up to see what was going on and saw her rubbing herself while looking at him he smiled and got up and walked over to her and said let’s go to my place. He kissed her lightly on lips and before they knew it the were making out on the bed exploring each other’s mouths. Katie could feel herself getting wet she had to see what Noah had under his pants she started undressing him and Noah was starting to get hard, he ripped off Katie’s clothes and started licking her pussy Katie was moaning and told him put his cock in her. He kissed her before putting his hard 10 inch cock into Katie’s vagina she was yelling for him to go harder, he was groping her boobs not slowing down any Katie was screamin while her whole body was pulsing with excitement shortly after she came all over his cock then Noah came inside her too. He pulled out starting to lick her pussy fast making her moan again she was moaning more than ever he kept licking her faster until she came again all over his face he was making sure to lick up every last bit of her cum. Katie pushed him back and she started sucking his sucking his dick trying to put all of it in her mouth she kept sucking. Noah telling her to suck faster she did as she was told sucking his dick cupping his balls in her hands then he came in her mouth She swallowed all of his juicy cum.

Guy 1: I heard Jessica and Todd has sex yesterday

Guy 2: yeah he’s so lucky she’s a real catch.

by Chillingok December 26, 2019

sex

Putting the pp into the vv until the pp goes pee pee into the vv

I just had sex with a whore.

by <')))> May 7, 2018

Sex

Yessir, sex is what I have and is what I like to do. Mmmm yes, oh yeah baby, shake that fat ass on my cock.

I’m going to have sex. Oh yes, I promise you I’m going to. Don’t you worry.

by Lilniggafert May 6, 2021

Sex

What you won’t be getting tonight

“Bro, I wish I was having sex tonight instead of looking it up on urban dictionary”

by Eatindatpussy445 March 11, 2020