Seated

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 04, 2025

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Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta February 24, 2016

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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic June 12, 2011

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