Milk Scorpion

The homosexual act between 5 men in which 2 men are jerked off by one man while he is fucked from behind by man 4 who is simultaneously being fucked by man 5

Yo bro did you wanna join in on the milk scorpion, we only need one more?

by GorillaForeskin&balls August 9, 2022

November Scorpio

Ok I may be a bit biased because i am one, but we are fucking awesome. We are a bit mean and manipulative at times though.

Person 1) Yeah, im dating a november scorpio.
Person 2) Arent they mean?

Person 1) Yeah. But i like that.

Person 3) Get the fuck away from me.

Person 1) No.

by Nobody cares September 24, 2023

Bag of scorpions

A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.

My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?

by LizLemmon September 3, 2012

Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017

scooptacular

A meaningless message or thread intended to increase a post count where posters names are pulled off of the dropdown menu and unwittingly added to the folderol. Usually filled with such nonsense as cyber snowballs, cyber food, Pokes or LLLLLezzie licks.

I wish people would stop pulling me into those scooptacular post whore threads!

by Bloodymary March 17, 2006

Scoop and Pull

When you are riding your significant other, and he lifts and pulls you by the cheeks..to where you are hovering over his face.

"Oh my god. I was riding him and all of a sudden he gave me a scoop and pull on his face..it was awesome!!"

by Guac February 5, 2009

scoopability

1. A food's potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. A serving/eating utensil's ability to pick up food.

Dude: Hand me that spatula!
Friend: No, it doesn't have scoopability.
Dude: lolwut?
Friend: It will not aid you in obtaining your food.

by PostItPenname July 26, 2010