lunch Sandwich

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon

Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

a mean sandwich

When someone gives really good head.

Man Stacy's mom makes a mean sandwich! Anyone would pay for a BJ that good.

by Alan Smittie February 25, 2022

Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.

person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.

by crak head boi July 11, 2020

Movie sandwich

When you watch the first half of a movie, stop it to watch a different movie, and then finish the first movie you started

Had a sick movie sandwich last night. Was in the middle of watching bad boys 2 when my bro Josh called me up to watch the Bourne identity. I still had to finish bad boys 2 after though.

by Movissandwich March 16, 2019