samuel martinez

kristina’s husband

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”

by tsumikii June 20, 2024

Don Samuels

Ilhan Omar's primary challenger, propped up by Republicans. Despite their support and millions of dollars, he lost in 2022.

Hopefully that pro-genocide guy Don Samuels loses again, I'll be voting Ilhan Omar and you should too!

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.

Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks July 1, 2024

Samuel Hayden

also called the Seraphim or Samur Mayker, he is an insufferable asshole in the doom universe who no one likes.

Samuel Hayden hates everything the doom slayer does

by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

Samuel Hayden

also known as the Seraphim or Samur Mayker is an insufferable asshole in the doom series who no one likes

Samuel Hayden hates everything the slayer does

by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

Samuel Syndrome

Someone who is refered to have Samuel Syndrome is also often refered to someone who is or can be "zesty".
If you have this disorder please contact medical profesinals professionals.
Someone who has this disorder likes to call you zesty names and changes letters and such in words.

You have samuel syndrome get help!
heres some exampels of what someone whit this disorder can say:
Okie Dokie
Gralen Bralen
pookie malookie
snoopie doopie
natt natt/ Nighty Nighty
cuddly whit meeee
uwu
pookie
snoopy doopy

by NutmanVonEdwardsonOfMotherLand July 15, 2024

Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny

"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"

by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023