Poser

Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”

Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!

by 8408 :D October 09, 2022

Poser

Someone who pretends to be a jerk to fit in with their friends but is actually a pretty nice person

Friend: ugh he’s so rude
Me: idk I kinda think he’s just a poser

by Middle aged money February 12, 2018

poser

Somebody who poses.

Not to be confused with poseur.

Everyone who's taken a photograph of themselves is a poser.

by justmy2cents February 21, 2011

Poser

A person who mostly wears thrasher and wears black and white checkered vans

EX Jacob cancerous

Jacob cancerous in general is a poser

by 666satanlovesDrphil666 October 28, 2018

Poser

Incorrect spelling of the word "posuer", mainly used by morons and 7th graders.

Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."

by Lauco July 27, 2016

Poser

a poser can be someone who tries to fit in faking an interest in something, usually a specific fandom or trend.

poser: Man, JoJo's Bizzarre Adventures is a great and fun anime, don't you think so?
guy: Oh bro, totally! Did you watch Battle Tendency yet?
poser: Pfft, yeah, I watched it all last night
guy: Then let's party, dude! I brought tequila~
poser: *is confused* You know I don't drink, right-?
guy: ...You're a poser, aren't you.

by sinpli December 29, 2019

Poser

-Pretending to be someone or something you're not
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.

There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.

by hipsterrwithoutlenses November 14, 2010