best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.

Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

Plan D

The act of shooting a pregnant girl in the stomach with a shotgun, killing her and the fetus

Just shot a pregnant lady in the stomach, call that plan D

by ElephantShit1050 June 26, 2023

plan v

Having an ovarian cyst that is causing extreme discomfort. You have your significant other twat tap you with their left hook to pop it.

I gave her the old plan v the other day.

by Jomamabiotchhhhh June 22, 2023

plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.

Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.

by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 28, 2021

peltzer plan

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does

Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.

by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023

Master plan

It's when you have a cool plan and then you can be like haha look at me I have a master plan

Wow look at me I have a master plan

by Mustard plane June 21, 2021

Lesson plan

Cheating. Oral sex.

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.

by Abcd0921 January 13, 2021