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cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the Business Phonemug.

Phone Show

A TV series or movie that's suitable to have on in the background while you're on your phone. Media that doesn't warrant all of your attention.
Ex 1: Mom loves Friends but for me it's just a phone show.

Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.
by WisCas January 6, 2023
mugGet the Phone Showmug.

sonic phone

another way of saying something is cool.
friend #1: i just got a new phone
friend #2: thats sonic phone
by fartsing February 15, 2021
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Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."
by Sooty_ January 2, 2021
mugGet the Steal a Phonemug.

phone gay

Someone puts a strap-on on their phone so they can film themself getting boned in the ass.
by Izumii67 May 22, 2018
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