Purple pear

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

by Korn1989 May 3, 2013

gooch pearl

The result of when one goes commando and then chooses to wear sweat pants in which the lint from the sweat pants attaches itself to the hairs of ones gooch and are caked on with sweat and shaped with ones leg movements.

Guy 1:" What are those little lint balls that come out of your gooch when you shower?"
Guy 2:" Those are gooch pearls my friend."

by Twatermelon February 28, 2015

Ripe pear

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 2, 2015

Hot pear

A pear which is on fire

Oh no! There's a hot pear over there!

by Renee McYes January 6, 2016

anal pearl

After performing anal sex. depositing a singular cum droplet. a partner's pulsating shitoris.(chocolate starfish) ((but hole))

Charles and Matt were down stair fudge packing . Charles pulled out and left a anal pearl on Matt ' s shitoris.

by dickman99 July 5, 2016

whisky pearl

A shot or glass of whisky with a shot of cum in it

She drank down the whisky pearl with a satisfied smile

by Whiskylover June 1, 2016

callery pear

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.

Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.

by Bicycleman May 31, 2017