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Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.
John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025
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pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.
"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names
by lovelygutz December 4, 2022
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petted

the very correct way of spelling the past tense of "pet"
person 1-"i just petted my dog"
person 2-"petted is not a word"
person 1-"shut up"
by leonkennedyz December 21, 2022
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pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes
friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."
by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022
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Cum Pet

A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.

When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
by Have a Snickers July 7, 2023
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Pet

Oh yeah! My pet Lennox is so pretty don’t you think?
by bath_matt3 July 17, 2023
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Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

DA WORST ROBLOX GAM EVA! J8J NJN JJNMJNJNUJN
Person 1: Let's play Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
by Reason D Alt August 12, 2023
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