perfect life

when some one just has it good.
everyone loves them.
they have a really nice life.
good clothes, great house, a good bf/gf, no one bitches at them, no one threatens them or stalks them, they just have it really good...

ahh that chick just has it...perfect boyfriend, great parents & family, no stalkers,...yeah. I WISH MY LIFE WAS LIKE THAT!!

by ahhh blah blah blahhhh!!! May 28, 2004

perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.

Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.

by KImCobain February 11, 2015

Perfect

Jacob

Jacob is the most perfect guy in the world

by Jenelljay02 March 25, 2019

Perfect

Perfect; when she is so fine she has a booty like a Goddess and her boobs are pure Gold!!

OMG look at Sunny over there she is so damn perfect

by Hulkeh August 19, 2018

Perfect Storm

When a combination of events causes an amazing, unforgettable night.

Ben: "Dude, 30's of Busch were on sale, so we got two!"
Josh: "I just met some thoroughbred dime-pieces outside, and they wanna party with us tonight!"
Noah: "There's no cover charge at the bar tonight!"

Tim: "...It's the perfect storm."

by Beave876 October 15, 2010

I'm not perfect

No one is perfect

We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise

We get ignored

We say stuff we don't mean

We do stuff we shouldn't have done

We hurt people
We feel bad

We make up

We brake up

But we are only human

We are only ourselves
And no one can change that

Cause youare you and I am me

Somebody please accept my apology xxx

"Why did you say that!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to remember I'm not perfect."

by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018

Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock

Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock

by Dominic makes me cum February 17, 2021