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Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.
Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!
by Quintopolise April 20, 2021
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cameolt penguin

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
by ras elias May 5, 2009
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Penguin

Don’t you think a panda reminds you of a penguins colours
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Penguin

A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.

v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.

*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023
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Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
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Penguin

A beastly person used for male people who have are medium height tall proud and handsome often leave people dazing at their awesomeness they are rather boastful characters
Monica: wow Jane did you see Jon at 5oclock

Jane: oh yes quite the penguin
by Anonymous012353 February 10, 2015
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Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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