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Peanus Butter 

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.
That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.
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PeeNut Butter 

N. A mix of truffle butter and peanut butter, in which a man sticks his penis in a girl’s anus and, subsequently, vagina to then both piss and ejaculate inside her (hence PeeNut).
Dudebro 1: “Bro did you pipe Rosalind last night?”
Dudebro 2: “Yeah man, but she had some weird-ass kinks, ended up servin’ up some PeeNut Butter.”
PeeNut Butter by Rennat_easel February 11, 2019

PEANUT BUTTERS 

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS
MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL

Peanut Buttered My Classes 

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

Peanut-Butterfly 

This term is referred when a child captures a Butterfly and keeps it held captive in a jar. Not only does the Butterfly suffer to no end, but the child also reveals his/her finale scheme, in which the end goal is to cover the poor sucker in Peanuts.
Mentally unstable child: BUTTERFLY!!!!! Come to MEEE! Become one with the peanuts and die slowly! Peanut-Butterfly!
Butterfly: Noesz!!1! I don't want to die in peanuts.

peenut butter 

Pee- Piss in her bum
Nut- well pretty self explanatory, you nut in the butt
Butt- the jar
Er- I don't know it makes it sound cooler at the end
Sarah said she was feeling dry so I made her sticky with some peenut butter

penut butter vibes 

Good feelings when you're happy.

Feeling you get when you're high.
When I was out with my friends last night I could feel the penut butter vibes.

When I took a hit of Mark's blunt, it gave me some penut butter vibes.
penut butter vibes by Giant_bitch December 27, 2015