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Portuguese Parking

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.
"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"
by Kidasha July 11, 2012
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quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).
Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.
by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011
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Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
by The Russler650 May 28, 2012
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Max Park

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!
by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022
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park river

Park River is a small town in North Eastern North Dakota. Park River is part of Walsh County, known as Booze County, so alcoholics are welcome. PR is about 10 miles away from the town of Grafton, a Mexican refugee camp, in which will satisfy all of your drug needs. Park River is home of the Aggies, where all sports are overrated. If you’re a rich prick and want your kids to grow up in a sheltered community, this town is just for you. Ever heard of our parks and dams, known as Homme Dam? If you haven’t, don’t feel bad, no one has, other than the fact that it’s known for its toxic algae. If you’re an early bird to bed, might wanna change that routine, there’s usually a couple of Yee Haw Hicks roaming around town either brapping their pipes or drifting every corner they can.
Park River is a town in North Eastern North Dakota
by Iykyk2506 November 25, 2019
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Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.
Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.
by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023
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Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.
Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.
by wparker October 3, 2019
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