parker

parker is the hottest most trustful girl out there. she may seem very annoying once you meet her but once you become friends with her she’s very nice and extremely funny, and if we’re being truthful…parkers kinda hot. parker is a nice funny hot trustworthy girl that you should hug.

oh look there’s parker I should go hug her

by total.baddie.42069 December 15, 2021

Parker

Guy who likes Bleach and Sword Art Online.

Jessie: I can't Parker likes SAO! Hold my Will Arnett body pillow.

by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021

Parker

He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.

Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute

Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long

Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag

by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021

Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him

Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"

by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021

Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

Parker Wolcott

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.

Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?

by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022

Parker

He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny

Is that parker coming? Run

by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022