Sleepy panda

A sleepy panda is a term of endearment for a person who can quickly become very tired as soon as they enter a certain environment. It can also be emphasised by any dark circles under the person’s eyes, which suddenly become visible in certain lighting.

“Aw, you look exhausted, you always become a sleepy panda when we get on the train.”

by elwhummingbird October 30, 2018

Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018

Alishna Panda

Laid back with a good sense of humor

Gets along with most people, especially my friends and family

Some sense of adventure and willingness to explore (and I ain’t just talking in the bedroom)

Someone who sees the things that I am oblivious to

Someone who is NOT an entitled materialistic or shallow princess

Alishna panda loves Aayush.

by Xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd January 17, 2019

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Ben Paddy

The absolute ALPHA-MALE of all ALPHA-MALES. If you ever see this GOD your body will automatically bow down to him. He is also extremely attractive and can pull any woman or man he likes. Every creature has the upmost respect for this mighty GOD. He is very hardworking and cares about anyone, no matter what

Gurtrude: Hey guys did you just see the almighty one ?
John: I can’t believe I have just seen the great Ben Paddy. He is even better then I’ve read about

by FannyWagon123 July 14, 2019

Korina Panda

Korina Panda is one big panda. She always laughs and sometimes she can make your vain on the neck break. She loves eggs and she can fight you with potatos. You need a Korina Panda in life

Korina? Oh that’s Korina Panda

by pandasquad44 January 4, 2020

Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020