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optetarian

A person who opts out or opposes hot new trends in music, diet, exercise, etc.

They may often opt out of modernity for things lost, and no longer respected.
"Did you see my photo on Instagram? Its the new trend, I'm so cool, omg I love myself"
"No, sorry I'm an Optetarian, Instagram is trash and so are you"
by alwysgldn June 7, 2018
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Optol-Rectomy

A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.
Rodney: “ Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy he’s been talkin about?”
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.
by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018
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Optimized

A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.
example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018
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optimopti

Something that's right in between of 'great' and 'awesome.'
It's not the best pizza I ever had, but it's quite optimopti!
by Yourdudenesskon July 22, 2018
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Optomisdick

A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.
Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.

I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.
by Blantern August 1, 2018
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Optimistic Negativity

Optimistic Negativity is when you are saying negative things in a very cheerful and optimistic way, saying things about self hatred, the failing economy, fucked up school systems, etc. but in an optimistic, cheerful, and even joking way.
I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION! HAHA! OPTIMISTIC NEGATIVITY, AMIRITE?!
by Ooficide October 7, 2018
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Optometrist Love

Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.
Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?

We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
by Budew Hater October 12, 2018
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