cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013

Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it

I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions

by BYG$ August 15, 2024

Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.

Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo

by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025

Mothahs Onion

Your Mothahs cooch.

Your Mothahs onion is very smelly and is rancid in smell.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016

onion

America’s Finest News Source.

I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

by WhereDidTheAvailableNamesGo July 25, 2022

Onion

Onion is the correct way of spelling onision

Onion is such a cuck!

by duh-jenter February 20, 2017