by Poophole454 September 4, 2020
Get the Nugget Nutsmug. The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.
Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Get the No Nut Novemburstmug. 1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
by Utah Rob December 3, 2020
Get the Bumpin Nutsmug. A common term that refers to the ever powerful and addictive drug Gold Bond when applied to a man’s ballsack. The user piles up a healthy mountain of nut coke on a glass table, mirror or equivalent and drags their marble purse across the resilient nut coke powder.
Jimes: Yo Boston, you got any nut coke?
Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk
Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.
Macks: WHO THE FUCK USED MY NUT COKE?! My junk NEEDS junk
Pauly from Goodfellas: Henry stay off the junk, we don’t need that. Nut coke attracts heat.
by PubMonkeyBarLit May 9, 2018
Get the nut cokemug. The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.
I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...
by ThatAirlineFood May 23, 2018
Get the Infinity Nutmug. A male who sucks up to and idolizes another male. Someone who basically worships other guys because he is so pathetic himself.
by JJ Plant October 22, 2014
Get the Nut Huggermug. The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
Get the Nut Decaymug.