fuck yo couch nigga

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

by ktwizzy August 20, 2008

Get Off Your Golden Couch

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.

Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!

by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020

Let me sleep on the couch

When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.

You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.

by Cosmo Poolaski July 9, 2011

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

mad doggin it off the couch

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

by the randyman January 16, 2010